samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK

samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK

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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

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wimpynoodle:

things you can jack:

  • my meat perhaps?

things you can’t jack:

  • my swag

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kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

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spankmehardsanta:

jinglemynargles:

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nice try bing

scroogled

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mitchdahbitch:

mitchdahbitch:

ill take the one in the red 

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artichokehold:

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chickenimage

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